You're no doctor.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

Neither was Spock.
Well, Doctor Spock was.
Mister Spock wasn't though.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

This is true.
But to be fair, it was Scotty who was more likely to remind everyone of their mortality.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

Damnit clendrix I'm a doctor not an engineer

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Then I'll ask you to kindly remove your hands from my head gasket, please.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

Would you rather I touched up your spark plugs?
*wink wink*
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

*contacts Enterprise HR*

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)