Quite a lot if you're running for election as Mayor of Wigan.
Wigan's mayor has the tallest mayoral hat in the country, and the third nicest chain.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

I demand pictorial evidance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

First you must defeat the three guardians of the Mayoral Wardrobe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)