Talking about marriage on the first date.
Talking about how brilliant The Mighty Boosh is, instead of acknowledging its utterly amateurish shiteybollocksness.
Incessantly talking about how fit the lads on the building site are.

In fact, most of my turn-offs result from unjustified talking - which is why I gag them as soon as possible.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'm with you on the Mighty Boosh there Woodside
It's a load of fucking bollocks

Have you been watching Psychoville? It's like the League of Gentleman v2.0
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Not yet, but I'll have a skeg at it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Did you have anything
to do with the porn-filled PC in Toys R Us in Wakefield, by any chance...
(Eeh Blah Gum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Truth be told, I'm not even sure where Toys R Us is in Wakey.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)