shall we move on again, i think most people have seen a foot before
i feel i conned you a bit before as i didn't expose my life in that thread, so here goes, i can not go out with girls with big feet(i'm an open book really), any turn offs?
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Multiple heads
And fat birds.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

that jessica simpson has gone funny
kipram.com/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

fanyard.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jessica-simpson-on-gq-cover-in-american-flag-bikini-dbu-pants-and-soldier-dog-tags.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Terrible internet

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Wow, is that really the same person?

( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Her hips are in different timezones

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

my worst turn offs in a girl is a bad ass. every girl should have nice pert buttocks.
edit: and women with pussies whose hood looks like its been ravaged so much it looks like some chewing gum
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I agree but why an uncontrollable donkey is a turn off, I'll never know.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

shrek...

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Girls with more than three cats.
Too many gets wierd.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Women with cocks.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Pus oozing sores, Torchwood and bad music taste

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

awwww, nearly in there, i love jivebunny
best dj's ever
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

You... you like Jive Bunny?
*swoons*
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

best dj's ever, they can cut and mix like no others

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

The guy who invented Jive Bunny also invented Hard House
interesting fact
( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Also: no more proof needed, that guy was a prick

( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Sing a song of syphilis
a foreskin full of crabs
half a dozen open sores
and twice as many scabs
and when the scabs were open
the crabs began to swim
now isn't that a dainty dish to pop up someone's quim.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I like good poetry.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

and I cannot lie

( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

poor use of apostroph'es

( moohalaa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

not really a poof thread, no offence, you'd bum anything as sexual deviants

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Talking about marriage on the first date.
Talking about how brilliant The Mighty Boosh is, instead of acknowledging its utterly amateurish shiteybollocksness.
Incessantly talking about how fit the lads on the building site are.

In fact, most of my turn-offs result from unjustified talking - which is why I gag them as soon as possible.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'm with you on the Mighty Boosh there Woodside
It's a load of fucking bollocks

Have you been watching Psychoville? It's like the League of Gentleman v2.0
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Not yet, but I'll have a skeg at it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Did you have anything
to do with the porn-filled PC in Toys R Us in Wakefield, by any chance...
(Eeh Blah Gum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Truth be told, I'm not even sure where Toys R Us is in Wakey.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm going to be honest with you all here too.
I quite like ladies with bumholes and fannys and tits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

there is more than bumhole? oh gonz, you must educate me in the ways of the ladies over a chinzano one day

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

We should go to Old Orlines, I think I know what I'm going to order.
I quite like some sort of prawn starter, I like prawns, and some sort of rack of ribs for mains. I preffer starters to desserts, what about you? Maybe if you get a starter too, we can go half half? They do some nice drinks there, I quite like mojitos. I won't drink to many though, because if I drink to much I'll get drunk and I might have a dicky-tummy the next morning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

i'm not much of an eater gonz, main meal is enough for me, althouogh i can drink many a long island iced tea
i wouldn't mind a starter tho, i never do desert, although i don't mind an irish coffee after a meal, we could just play it simple, get a sharing platter, then mains, then just chat over a cocktail or something
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

That sounds quite delightfull.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

i have never been up a ladies bumhole yet :(

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I have, and I'm a shit emo!
HAHAHAHA.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I feel like he's still the winner in this

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yeah well I've done a girl in the bum.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

seems karl has made himself look like a idiot

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'm doing your job for you!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

am i getting paid for this job? if not i don't want it

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

That's a whole new kind of emo they've not even begun to cover on hollyoaks yet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

girls who dislike incessant criticism and disparaging remarks about their weight, looks and personality

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

my ex wife was like that

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

High pitched
squeaky voices. Unnecessary. If I want to hear something that sounds a 6 year old being buttraped, I'll inhale some helium, thanks.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)