I'd take you ice skating, or for ice creams depending on the time of year
then we'd look in pet shops or a zoo or something, then we could go to the amusement arcade where I'd ask you to lend me a few quid for the bandits before anouncing that I do in fact have a micropenis. Well, I think I could pop it in, if you open your legs far enough.
( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

You do know that i'm over the age of concent, don't you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Shut up, this is fun stuff

( Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)