I need something to stir my drink

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

My wife has got a clit like a fucking Saveloy
will that do?
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

She'll drink it up her vag and spit it in my face
I've fallen for that trick once too often. Not again, sunshine, not again...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

Foiled

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)