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You know what, right
I could do with cocking someone right now, any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
I need something to stir my drink

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
My wife has got a clit like a fucking Saveloy
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
She'll drink it up her vag and spit it in my face
I've fallen for that trick once too often. Not again, sunshine, not again...
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
Foiled

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
I just shit, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
I'll cock your shit no problem
then walk away whistling whilst still remaining awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
You sure know how to sweet talk, babe.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
Yes I do
and don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
Jenpots was looking for cock, earlier.
Are you free next saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
Why do you fuckers plan things
when I'm either broke, busy or both?

You cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
What plan, I'm just trying to get people together, you missed my birthday.
You tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
I'm rocking out that day.
We're playing an amusingly named festival. It's called "Cock Rock" HA! Rock. That like stones. And Stones is another name for balls. See, told you it was amusing.


Oh, it has cock in the name too.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
hahahaha.
Where is that being held?

I got back in touch with Dr Kitteny Berk, which is very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
Cockermouth.
Really? Wow. There's a name I've not heard of in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
I know, it was weird.
I discovered a google contact from him, it all started from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
I'm drunk enough to say yes.
I've met you. Once. I only remember little bits. But we've met.

I gonna go wank. Anyone want to send me naked pictures of their partners? Please? I'm sad, lonely and desperate! *cries while wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
I think I need to go bed.
I'm getting too excited.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
We've met?
You're not "Rog" are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
Yeah.
I went down south to see a lovely b3tan and came home via Newcastle. I was hijacked by Harpski and force fed drink. We gave a tramp money. It's not exactly a skipping in meddows story. But I do remember some shit. I was pretty much drunk from the second I got to Harpski's to the second I got on the train the next morning.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
Don't forget the sizing contest.
and wheel chairs in the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
I remember that too.
Was it you who pushed him to the bar? And people actualy moved to let you order first?

Who was it? He was really tall with impressive sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
No, I think Jonas was involved in that.
I remember them being unhappy about us 'playing' with the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
Yeah. He was sat in it
pretending to be a spaz. I think it was the spaz impressions they were more upset at. Not really the use of the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
hahaha
Whoops/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
Wait, wait, wait.
What about my answer EH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
Not next Saturday
But the following defo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)
Hurrah
I'll see if I can organise something for then as well/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
Haha, cock, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
Oh now, you're frothing at the gash.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
They can all fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
*keeps head down*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)