After several weeks of tests, the Doctor tells him that he has AIDS.
"I can't have AIDS", says the little paper bag. "I'm not gay, not had a blood transfusion, not had unprotected sex, not shared needles or anything like that"!
"There's only one explanation then..." says the Doctor.
"...Your Mother must have been a carrier".
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)