We've already had Sickrik's effort.
What's the shittest joke you know?

There's these two biscuits walking down the road and the first one says to the other one 'where do you live then?' and the second one says 'fuck off, I'm not telling you that, you'll be round stealing my washing'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

What's white and wriggles accross a dancefloor?
Come Dancing
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

A little paper bag goes to the Doctor, claiming of feeling unwell.
After several weeks of tests, the Doctor tells him that he has AIDS.
"I can't have AIDS", says the little paper bag. "I'm not gay, not had a blood transfusion, not had unprotected sex, not shared needles or anything like that"!
"There's only one explanation then..." says the Doctor.
"...Your Mother must have been a carrier".
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

*high five*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

Bill and Ben in a bath
Bill said "Flobabobadob"
Ben said "If you loved me, you'd swallow"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

What is red and invisible?
No raspberrys.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)