charlotte church or henry VIII?

( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

As target practice?

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

I'd like to fuck Charlotte Church
whilst Henry VIII watched. Drinking his own piss. Gurling contentedly.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

This seems a bit too
detailed to be spontaneous.
You think about Henry VIII a lot dont you Rob. Go on, admit it. You subscribe to www.henryviiidrinkspiss.com dont you!
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

eh
why would you want to see henry the 7th frink drink piss? thatd be boring. h8 would be funny cos he has boobies.

edit: did you edit that or am i drunk?
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

On piss?
Henry the VIIs?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:05, archived)

I confess the piss drinking came from an earlier conversation I had with my missus this evening
About Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran. Laying on his back. Naked. Drinking his own piss. With a tube directly to his mouth. Rolling in feathers.

The conversation started as a who's better? Duran Duran or Tony Hadley?

I concluded Duran Duran were better. Mainly due to the piss drinking.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

This piss drinking thing
Does it come from www.drinkingurine.com?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

Henry VIII

He passed a law that as monarch he had the right to deflower a virgin in any village he stayed in.

It was considered an honour to give up your daughter for this noble deed.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

wicked
good old fucker old henry.
( Grundlebiscuit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

Well,
who wouldnt want to fuck henry?
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

Anyone who didn't want syphylis

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)