Spread your flaps, I'm coming in dry

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

You don't deserve lube.
You deserve spit.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

how would anyone be dry
in the midst of such a silver tounged bounder
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

I officially like you

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

shucks

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)