b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6291811

Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
Give me your lonely hearts please...
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6290479
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
I enjoy long walks along deserted moor land
followed by arguing, hitting, burying and running.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Have you ever tried putting that in your local paper?
We put an ad in the local lonely hearts for an ex-colleague of mine who had a passion for rescuing greyhounds. Something along the lines of...

''50 year old male, bald and portly seeks female greyhound for a romantic dinner, heavy petting and maybe more. Non-smoker preferable''.

They print anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
I saw a lonely hearts advert a couple of years ago that just said
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
I think I'm gonna nick that.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
You could perhaps use it as the basis for some sort of song lyric.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
Are you suggesting some moody bastard with a rose between his arse cheeks has used it already?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
*cough* gladioli *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
I've never been much of a gardening expert :(

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
Fat nerd seeks similar for geeking and moaning about JMG

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
I bet that's what you and Kersal do all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Oh totally
There's nothing we enjoy more than being angry at the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
Have you shoved your usb stick into her socket yet?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
He received some packet loss

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'm not even going to try to hack the firewall

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Rightly so, you should always use a condom.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
I think we got the joke

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
Download error :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
His disk is now infected.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Cunning linguist seeks similar for similar.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
great rap group btw ;)
southernunderground best hip hop album of 2003
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
i like long walks in forests and candlelit dinners for two
holding hands, picnics, dogs, anal and lots of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
Pisshead wants sex
and possibly more booze
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Smelly man seeks girl with a nice aerosol

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Apthetic, detached, ambivilant, sexually demanding male
seeks dark haired, curvy, shorter than 5' 6", dirty little emo with GSOH for doing exactly as she's told.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
I hear Karl Hysteria is available.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Must be female.
And have no aspirations to be JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
To be fair, you've already done that otherwise you wouldn't have a child

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
She's not emo. Or short. Or dark haired.
And she has a terrible sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
you're so picky

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
Of course I am...
Have you SEEN me?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
You're a veritable fucking adonis.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Prezactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
no, I donated my eyes to a guide dog last week

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
Pity.
The blind guy needed them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
I know
I got a bit over enthusiastic and ticked the wrong box.. silly, silly neddy :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
Have you read what he just said about her?
I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
yer you would

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Spread your flaps, I'm coming in dry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
You don't deserve lube.
You deserve spit.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
how would anyone be dry
in the midst of such a silver tounged bounder
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
I officially like you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
shucks

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
For Sale: Assorted toenail clippings 1984-1997 in presentation case.
Very good condition. Collection only. £35 ono
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
I will offer you 35 pence. 45 if they are from some kind of D-list celebrity.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
This Page Left Intentionally Blank

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Cleaner seeks dirty girl

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6290620
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Amazingly handsome, witty man seeks easily led girl who knows how to handle disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)