I'd love a good wank right now.
Anyone willing to help?
(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:03, archived)

I have just bought a bulk supply of AA batteries

Will this help?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:06, archived)

I have nothing to put them in :(

(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

put a couple together?
9v rectangular one would be better... bit of water on the end...

while I've heard this is pleasurable, it may hurt, and [insert standard disclaimer of liability]
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:32, archived)