Wanking sheep.
How do you do it?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:01, archived)

Police Mace Vs Mace Windu
which one?
(Acemandoo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:02, archived)

I'd love a good wank right now.
Anyone willing to help?
(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:03, archived)

I have just bought a bulk supply of AA batteries

Will this help?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:06, archived)

I have nothing to put them in :(

(Borderline Schizo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

put a couple together?
9v rectangular one would be better... bit of water on the end...

while I've heard this is pleasurable, it may hurt, and [insert standard disclaimer of liability]
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:32, archived)

Wanking aids sleep, so both.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

Do some sleep wanking self hypnosis
lay back. breath deeply. each breathe you sink into the pillow. feel every muscle on yourbody relax. start on your feet. feel the energy move to your penis. now your knees. to your cock this energy must go. complete with rest of your body.

now you should have a fully erect penis. feel the whole body as a mass of energy that's pumping into your cock.

feel every wave as a wanking tug, willing you to spooge.

that should do it.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:10, archived)

quite an achievement for a female

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:12, archived)

hahaha
after the edit, this made me laugh like a loon.
(Acemandoo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:24, archived)