wank on her toothbrush
so if you don't get lucky, you'll know she's tasted your semen.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

That is a highly irresponsible suggestion!
Everyone knows women use toothbrushes to remove blockages in their ladies-bits.

She could get pregnant and then the CSA will hound him for life.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)

i hope that'll be
a top tip in the next newsletter
( spacehog, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:04, archived)