I decided sleep
And since I got a shag earlier I thought I'd tell you that too.
I like watermeloning
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

did the welly boots help?

Saves using ropes on the back legs.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:14, archived)

great sex?
whodathunkit.
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:28, archived)

I've been reading about growing meat
www.newsdesk.umd.edu/scitech/release.cfm?ArticleID=1098

I want some meat seeds. And a porous clay hedgehog to grow some lovely meat on.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:29, archived)

I bet the bleedin' veggies
would still refuse to eat it unless it was free-range, organic grown meat!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:35, archived)

i'm a bleedin' veggie
and I wouldn't eat it because I'd worry that supplying a huge part of the worlds diet from a single bit of genetic stock could have unforseen consequences.

however. I would grow meat sculptures. Like meaty coral.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:38, archived)

Hmmm...
"I'd worry that supplying a huge part of the worlds diet from one a single bit of genetic stock could have unforseen consequences"

If it's that or tofu I'll take the consequences.

/Edit: Anyone fancy sharing a chinchilla 'cos I'll never finish this one by myself?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:42, archived)

yay
i could have potentially as i've got a girlie friend from uni staying (who i've not seen in 2 years) but i think it might have been inapropriate so i've installed her in the spare room.

I would have drivien to the hotel at heathrow to see another girlie (she leaves tomorrow :( ), who is more lush, but i'm stuck here looking after girlie 1.

/bad planning blog

Edit: given this is b3ta i'm surprised there hasn't been any jokes about "installing her in the spare room" yet, *tuts* i giving them to you on a plate.
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:42, archived)

Am I the only one
thinking "threesome!!!" here?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:43, archived)

blimey!
hadn't thought of that!

/shocked at own innocence
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

wank on her toothbrush
so if you don't get lucky, you'll know she's tasted your semen.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

That is a highly irresponsible suggestion!
Everyone knows women use toothbrushes to remove blockages in their ladies-bits.

She could get pregnant and then the CSA will hound him for life.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)

i hope that'll be
a top tip in the next newsletter
( spacehog, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:04, archived)