I drink water like porn stars drink milk
Everything else is drunk with my little finger sticking out
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Odd that, I drink water rudely too!
Sadly not from the pussy of an 18 year old Nip school girl like I choose to believe you suggest.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)