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JMG pisses the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
+ allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
I'm going to kick and scream until I get my own way.
By my own way, I mean popular.
On the internet.

I'm going to piggyback on JMG's popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
Can we now begin with the listing of MSN accounts?
Females first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
bed pissers use msn

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
No no.
Girls please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
you only do ***line girls
remember
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
No I don't.
Please read up on how I am perceived in the internet community.
There's been tears shed in the past.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
Is the facebook page to replace your blog?
I would join but I don't want b3ta people connected to something that people who know me in Real Life can see
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
I've noticed some folk act like bell-ends, then when people ask them to be quiet they're quick to accuse said people of "wobbling".
You should start claiming royalties for that phrase.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
I know.. 98.5% of b3ta's trends are down to JMG.
It makes me livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
I'm almost as popular as Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Fucking hell, I nearly choked on my waffle
which is surprising as I don't have any waffles.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
You really should like Friz more.
He's very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)