phase one of pre-tanning complete:
freckles are GO!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

Are they green?

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

I don't know
I have to wait until the charring falls off to check their alert status
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

I can tan,
it takes about 8 weeks and I go a normal skin colour from pasty white. It's easier to wait until I get so many freckles they all join together.

P'raps I'm a natural born goth.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

I burn easily
so I need many short duration installments :)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

i just burn
it's not fair.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

cover yourself
in swarfega - that will help
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Its summer.
I have a freckly forehead again.
( toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

I have a freckle on my foot.
I love it dearly.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

does it have a name?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Jeckyl?


*was going to ask the same thing*
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Maybe if it was on her arse
Jekyl and Hide?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

which freckle personality is the nice one?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well they'd both be a bit cheeky...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*dies*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*sets 'em up*
*gets knocked down*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

But I get up again
You ain't never gunna keep me down...

*jumps about for a bit*
*gets bored*
*sits alone in the dark thinking about changing the lightbulb*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

how many Bennies does it take to change a light bulb?*
*has no witty punchline**


**has no punchline at all
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

*Considers punching*
*Thinks better of it*
*Strokes*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

*demands milk*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

*Lactates*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

I'm impressed
and a little disgusted

but milk is milk

*suckles*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

You are hungry today aren't you...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

*uses teeth*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)