Well they'd both be a bit cheeky...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*dies*

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

*sets 'em up*
*gets knocked down*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

But I get up again
You ain't never gunna keep me down...

*jumps about for a bit*
*gets bored*
*sits alone in the dark thinking about changing the lightbulb*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

how many Bennies does it take to change a light bulb?*
*has no witty punchline**


**has no punchline at all
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

*Considers punching*
*Thinks better of it*
*Strokes*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

*demands milk*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

*Lactates*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

I'm impressed
and a little disgusted

but milk is milk

*suckles*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

You are hungry today aren't you...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

*uses teeth*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)