'Ning spackers!
My driving lesson has been cancelled so I'm going back to bed.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:04, archived)

Luton's for wimps.
/ac

What I was originally going to type was "Lucky bugger" but I quite like my autocomplete.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)

My instructor has food poisoning :s

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

So why would anyone want to listen to it?
/ac
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

Are you still talking about the bumsex?
/ac
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

No need to apologise.
/ac
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

Don't drive
It costs a fucking fortune and you spend fucking £340 on getting your car fixed on Friday and it fucking starts rattling again over the course of the fucking weekend.

/breathe
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

Harsh mate
no joy? Car's are (subliminal message: get a motorbike) crappy.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

The missus is having a scan today
If it comes back as being twins we're probably going to sell the two cars and buy a big, reliable people-shifter and I'm going to cycle to work.

Sorted.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)

Twins?
Jesus you'll be busy - good luck!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)