The trains are already running on time
but we're having a little trouble with the tube.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

That's a euphemism, isn't it..?

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:22, archived)

Yep
I'm constipated beyond belief
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

Speak for yourself

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)