Morning you ghastly fudge nudgers.
Form an orderly queue, and I shall administer a damned good Bennying to you, starting with the driest first.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

I need something to take my mind off the hangover.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)

*offers bottle of scotch*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)

Velcum back

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)

I go away for a week,
and we get invaded by the germans.

I for one welcome our new Teutonic webmasters, and look forward to an efficeintly run talk board.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)

The trains are already running on time
but we're having a little trouble with the tube.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

That's a euphemism, isn't it..?

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:22, archived)

Yep
I'm constipated beyond belief
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

Speak for yourself

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

*hooks ankles behind ears*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)

*invades like Poland*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

Ouch
right up the Kracow.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

Pffft.
*in a teutonic way*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)