Wanking
makes you German
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Volks Wanken

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

Pffft!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

Oh

My step dad's dad was German, so I walked around with the surname Hampe for years. It's an awful name...
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)