Let's settle this once and for all. Germany is good because of Rammstein.
OK, so their music is basically Metallica-esque riffs and guttural barking topped off with cheesy disco synths, but consider...

they flirt with Nazi imagery,
they set fire to things and blow stuff up for no reason,
and they pretend to bum each other.

They should be b3ta's patron rock band, for God's sake!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

Ich komme zwischen Ihre Nieren

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

Rammstein am indeed woo.
Germany has also given us Gamma Ray, who am also woo.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Guttural barking
makes me think of a badly injured dog lying at the side of the road.

Which of course gives me das steifer pfosten
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Das ficken Horn?
Ja, ja, unt mich, naturlich.
*bumst*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)