I've just taken a call from Mrs. Catfish

It seems to be confirmed that come Christmas I will be the proud* Father of three children under two years of age.

I will be very busy and intend to set up my own charitable trust to help me out of poverty.

*very tired
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

Try this:
charitable trust
gas chamber
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

Noted.
Thanks.

*toddles off to Comet to price up ovens gas chambers*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:41, archived)

Glückwünsche,
by the way!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:53, archived)

well done!
*donates 5p*
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

You filthy bastard
serves you right for shagging.

Congratulations.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

Cheers.
I intend to call them Catfish Jnr 2 & Catfish Jnr 3 - it's a family name.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

Congratulations!
Cigars and champers all round!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

I suggest a strong burlap sack and some lead weights
Oh and some self control:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

*readies two bricks*

*winces*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:39, archived)

congratulations!
I presume Amy is the father?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

:D
Also, are you going to have them circumcised? If you are we need to have words...
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)

*dons pink Star of David*
*changes name to Chaim Gelbwasser*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)