Just live in Liverpool,
it'll happen soon enough.

May not be to a 'friend', as such, but I am assured everyone in Liverpool is really friendly.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

They've got an amazing sense of humour, too,
the scouse scum-bag skag-adled sacks of shite.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

There was a great strip in Viz a while ago
called "The Boy Scouse", about Scouse scouts who got badges for nicking cars and shooting smack and whatnot.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

I worked there for about 6 months
I had a great time.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

I've never been.
Mrs. Tea went to uni there and she loathes the place.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)