"ICE" stand for "In Case of Emergency", right?
If there's an emergency I want someone to contact the police, ambulance and/or fire service.

So I shall be putting in 999 as the number under "ICE", and I would urge you all to do the same.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

He He

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

*watches Flappers miss the point like a blind man wildly flinging pebbles at a seagull*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

Nope.
In Car Entertainment.

It's a way of donating your car stereo to a friend or relative without having to make a will.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

Just live in Liverpool,
it'll happen soon enough.

May not be to a 'friend', as such, but I am assured everyone in Liverpool is really friendly.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

They've got an amazing sense of humour, too,
the scouse scum-bag skag-adled sacks of shite.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

There was a great strip in Viz a while ago
called "The Boy Scouse", about Scouse scouts who got badges for nicking cars and shooting smack and whatnot.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

I worked there for about 6 months
I had a great time.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

I've never been.
Mrs. Tea went to uni there and she loathes the place.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

It's the impotent society I thought
I C an 't E jaculate
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)