you utter pervert.
I've seen monkeys swing less
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

swing less bum goats on german TV
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I am cured!

I read that as gun boats.
Normally I would read something like that as bum goats.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

*swings*
*germaniacally*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)