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Well what use is soft cock to anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
urination

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)
But the feeling of achievement you get
from pissing with a hard-on (and getting *most* of it in the toilet) is second to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

in the toilet on the family
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)
stirring tea
and slapping recalcitrant ladies about the chops with.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)
how else is a rubber chicken
supposed to be comedy then
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
with a pulley in the middle
of course
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)
should that not be pullet
or something like that.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)
look behind you, a three headed monkey
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)