why
when i wash my hands i wana pee?
( NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

If I were you, I'd try rephrasing that so that it has a small chance of making sense.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

Yeah this
in german

With a sausage resembling a horses cock that was made in a very very effcient factory to the sounds of David Hasselhoff's latest release.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

I understood it
q) why does he wash his hands when he pees?

a) because he pisses over his fingers.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

If I were you, I'd try rephrasing that so that it has a small chance of making sense
Go stick a shitbrick in your manquim, you arsebothering cuntcopter
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

because you're using your prostate, and not soap

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

try it
wash your hands...and you will want to have a pee
( NAWS Whats all this then, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

Only if you need a wee in the first place.
The sound of running water makes you more desperate.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

That's not even an urban myth
it's just not true. Look:
*washes hands*
*doesn't need a piss*
See?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

you have diabetes
AICMFP
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

try this - I have and it works a treat
on a long flight, wait till friend/enemy/annonymous stranger falls asleep. Put their hand in a bowl of tepid water. Watch them piss themselves in their sleep.

/hilarity and profit.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)