Let's face it:
she pissed herself, and told you it was 'cum' so you wouldn't kick her out of bed for the manky old slack-bladdered doxy she was.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

If you talk about my grandmother like that again
I'll punch you in the poo-hole !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)