So, I had a haircut today
There was the shampoo, and then the "second wash" which always comes as a surprise. But! Then there was the mysterious "third washing". I have never heard of this practice, let alone seen it in action.

Thoughts?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

You have stinky, greasy hair!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

This is the only conclusion
a rational mind can come to.

Personally I think the hairdresser was wanking into your locks throughout the experience.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

It was a woman.

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

And..?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

I... er...
come again?
EDIT: I thought "wanking" was a purely male pasttime, as opposed to "flicking the bean", etc.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Hence
three washes.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Ahh,
enlightenment
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

Exactly
you've never seen a woman spluff hot, wet sticky ladyjizz out of her bearded clam at the point of climax ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Actually, no

(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

You've been watching the wrong films.

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

The truth is out there
seen it with my own eyes
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

Me too
Different woman.
I hope.
For your sake.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Pffft
I would imagine that the phenomenon affects more than one woman.

I think they do it to give you a taste of your own "sleeping on the wet patch" medicine
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

Certainly
a taste of something.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

Let's face it:
she pissed herself, and told you it was 'cum' so you wouldn't kick her out of bed for the manky old slack-bladdered doxy she was.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

If you talk about my grandmother like that again
I'll punch you in the poo-hole !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

with a cock

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

conditioner
you norbert
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

So what was the second one then?

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Rinse and repeat.
Always repeat.
( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

this is what happened to me not more than an hour ago
one wash "opens the cuticles"
two wash "cleanses the cuticles"
conditioner "closes the cuticles".

i don't care what it does, there's a fit girl rubbing my head. good.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

at the same time
as you're getting your hair washed? that's good customer service
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

Ahh, I see
and indeed
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

fit tub
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

that's not a hair cut.. that's a hair wash
the only time they do that is if you have nits, you lice infected disease carrier.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Someone wanked on you.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Has anyone been to a topless barber's
I hear there's one in Paisley where buxom topless lovely ladies wash and cut your hair in the comfort of their nakedness
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Yes, but its in Paisley.
And frankly that gives me teh fear.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Don't worry
they're on leashes.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

And their tits
must itch like fuck with all that hair on them.

And I also am not sure I'd want to sit next to the sort of bloke who would want to go to a topless hairdresser whilst waiting to be "done"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

pfffft :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

related:
is it just me or when you're having your hair washed by a lady, do they not insist on stuffing their boobs into the back your neck?

it could just be me
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Are you complaining?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Yeah
you gayer
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

i am complaining
mainly cos i is a baldy these days and no longer get the tit massages

(from female hairdressers)
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

My missus cuts my hair
so thats not a big deal
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Happens to me as well
And once while I was having it washed she had to lean across to get some more shampoo and she stuck it right in me eye. At this point I didn't want to blink in case she thought I was touching her up.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Arf!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

you big ponce,
just hack at it with a rusty pair of hedgetrimmers
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

It actually happened to a mate
I just put my head in a shredder*



_{*is all lies}
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)