Are they naked goddesses,
taken to sunbathing on the roofs in the extreme heat?
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

Nope.
Seagulls, I think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Seagulls
are the reincarnated souls of dead pikeys.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

But
surely seaguls are a higher form of life, which would imply they're being rewarded for something...
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Rewarded
with the gift of being able to eat rubbish ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)