I can see birds on the roof.
I wonder what they are up to.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

I'm in my garden
enjoying the lovely sun!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

Swine!
I am all at my desk.
Grrrrrrrrr.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

Smoking fags
discussing Hegelian dialectics, and arguing over whether the TiVo will record Changing Rooms for them or not.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

The philosophical discussion surrounding TiVo and
Changing Rooms is one that should be a part of every young bird's life.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

along with
a never ceasing round of bummings from horny mice.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

how many cocks
could that Smillie woman fit in her mouth at once?

Thesis twelve, antithesis one, synthesis seven. Philosophical proven that she can manage seven big spunky cocks.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

I'd give her one
If she paid well
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Picture proof

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

Ain't got none
cambra.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Are they naked goddesses,
taken to sunbathing on the roofs in the extreme heat?
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

Nope.
Seagulls, I think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Seagulls
are the reincarnated souls of dead pikeys.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

But
surely seaguls are a higher form of life, which would imply they're being rewarded for something...
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Rewarded
with the gift of being able to eat rubbish ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

I wandered round my new home city
and found the spirit of the place exemplified by a homeless man begging for pennies in a Fairtrade Arabica tin.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

Which city is that?
Pompy? Bummingham?
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

Edinburgh
Atmosphere of utopian intellectual cafe-culture mixed with some nasty poverty.
That's what it means to me, anyway.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Ooh.
I'm applying for a job there. Should I not bother?
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Definitely do bother -
it's a beautiful place.
It's just that something about the city on a sunny day makes you forget that anyone in the world is unhappy, and trip over a homeless guy.

100% of opinion. There are other edinb3tans to ask too.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)