What London Transport needs
is the consultancy services of Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Mmmm
Sandra Bullock

*fwap fwap*
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

What I need
is Keanu Reeves under my patio and Sandra Bullock on my hot throbbing mancock.


/may not actually have a patio
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

No, you build the patio on top of him
Killing first, patio second
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)