The insane chinese girl in my office
wants me to make some 'Moon Festival' cards for her.
What the flip do I know about the moon festival?
And I can't draw.
Still, she's offering me money for it.
I gather it has something to do with rabbits and the moon.
Do you think a picture of a rabbit mooning would do?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

I think a picture of you mooning
with a rabbit coming out of your arse would be best
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

this

( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Even better
if it was a glove puppet rabbit holding a carrot and smiling.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

wow!
that was my thought too


*tumble weed*
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

1) open paint
2) draw a circle
3) click "yellow"
4) click "fill".


done.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

Rape her
Its not a crime if shes foreign
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

*frowns*
*checks with lawyer*
*rushes to chinatown*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Im orf to the pub!
Byyyyyyeeee!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

I could take photos
and put them on the card.

Actually, she is so wrong, that she probably has teeth up there. I don't think I'll risk it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Teeth ?
Up her camera ?

Dirty cow
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

wikipedi-ing it
It's about a rabbit and a woodcutter who live on the moon, and a celebration of family unity.

Sounds fab.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)