Monkey monkey monkey monk
swallows poo and guzzles spunk.
His poetry holds us all enthralled.
We love him though he is so bald.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

Dorty dorty dorty bib
Has a pen that has no nib.
I don't know why, though half the time
I just say things because they rhyme.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Baldy baldy baldy simian
creates posts with no sense in 'em
is he wanking as he types ?
or merely flying gooseflesh kites....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

nibless
in a nib-filled world.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)