Oh Mr Hairdresser,
do me a hair sculpture with your magic tweezers,
ease it, tease it and then grease it,
put a flange on the front, and then leave.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

*memories*
edit:

This reminds me mainly of when I was about 16, when I was naive and thought that Vic was the funnier one.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Not a sound from the pavement

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

FLANGE!

( Nile, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

*glomps horizontal*
'NING!!!
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

'lo!
I hope you've missed me.
( Nile, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

darn' tootin' I have
*cuddles lotsly*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Verity said she thought you were...erm
Leaning towards the lavender...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

if he is
I'll soon cure him :P
( Nile, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Im afraid he's a terminal case

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

hahah
she's not the first to say that, and probably won't be the last...
I believe it's a subconscious defence mechanism to restrain themselves from losing all decorum and jumping on me*

*yeh, right
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

PHOTOS!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

shit.
this is, of course, the correct course of action
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

The words
'photo', 'shit' and 'mykeyboy' close together gives me the fear.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

nothing better than a greased flange

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)