i'm not working in a shop though,
working in one of the offices
( bookerina, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

Ah, you might be ok then
I'd imagine they would tell you pretty soon, or ask for your bank details.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

Photocopy your arse,
and post it around the office - Write "*your name*'s arse, by *your name*", and sign it.

If you're being paid, you'll get fired.

If you don't get fired, just leave.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)