this
though its odd how 'special pizza' isn't as pfftworthy as my 'special cheese sauce'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

Dare I ask
what makes it special?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

I make it all on my own, not special on its own until you realise:
1: I'm not gay.
2: I'm not a chef (see 1)
3: I put my manlovejuice all over it
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

are you accusing
ainsley harriot of being gay?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

it has a dollop of english mustard in it
honestly, it's magic :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)