Is sitting in your underpants
and listening to kraftwerk at this time of night illegal in this country
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

what kind of underpants?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

they aren't clean
thats for sure
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

I only asked what kind they were
are you feeling nervous?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

boxers
blue and grey
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

and now yellow or brown
apparently?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

nothing is illegal
in this country
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

apart from
raw magic mushrooms and discriminating against catholics.
/fumes
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

I thought raw magic mushrooms were legal unless they were dried?

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

have they made raw 'shrooms illegal now?
i meant to buy some more before that happened.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

presumably if unpicked they're perfectly legal
or should we expect the police to swoop on apparently innocent fungi for no good reason

of course you could say many of them have hoodies
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

One month
The illogical cunts. Apparently because they're "conducive to self-harming behaviour". So not like alcohol, nicotine, or organised religion, then.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

So they are going to put CCTV
on commons, moorland and woodlands throughout the UK to stop people picking them?


pfffft.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

Quite possibly
Not known for their logic, are this lot. Cf. the whole fucking nonsense over ASBOS for hoodie-wearing. BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOTHES THAT COMMIT THE CRIME, OF COURSE.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

ASBOS are being instantly given
to people that drink in the central gardens of Hull.

They give them out willy nilly and wonder why people complain so much.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

I don't get this at all.
If it's that bad, then surely it should be illegal, meaning that you can charge people with due process etc. If it's not, then leave it the fuck alone. How hard can it be?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

Spray that in foot high letters
over your police station.

Then they might listen.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

should we expect some new super villains?
It's Kappa Trackie and Burberry Boy, disguising themselves as disaffectd inner city youth these desperate villains cause mayhem everywhere
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

*reads profile*
Where abouts in Lincs you from?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

alford, between skeg and boston
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

Cool, I go to Boston alot.
Indian Queen.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

I go to college there
boston that is.. not the indian queen
(smoglane!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)