Why?
In the name of all that is holy, why?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)

Because their
wives aren't chartered accountants and earn enough so you don't have to?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

Good point
Glad your missus is keeping my comfy while I slack.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

I am.
They pay me money and stuff and give me chinese burns and grundies if I don't.

But I have nearly eight minutes of solid freedom now.

*assumes position number 14*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

*bums for seven and a half minutes*
*gives thirty-second reacharound*

Now get back to it, you corporate whore.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)