MORNING DEAR!!!
*BANGS POTS AND PANS AROUND LOUDLY*

GREASY FRY UP!!!?!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

I would pay all th emoney
I have for a fry up right now, at my desk. I only have weetabix, and the appeal is limited.

Is it bad to eat wotsits at breakfast?
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Depends where they've been first.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Well they are
delighfully cheesy.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Have you been poking Badger in the eye with them?
I managed to only be 15mins late this morning.

And have already had a sausage & bacon butty. Mmmm... teh grease.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

Haha!
Wotsit in the EYE!

When I left this morning theflatmate was lying on the sofa pointing and laughing at me. the cunt. I wish I had the next week off work :(
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)