Teh News
Scott Mills is a cunt
I have all teh weetabixes
It's a beautiful summer day

However, I think FTL FM should invite Girls Aloud for a special celebrity show :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

I'll volunteer to be their fluffer
'ning!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)

ah yes, 'ning
Knew I'd forgotten something :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

'ning you lot
Dill's still feeling badly :(
but at least I can stay of work
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

I'll have the ginger one.
She GMTFH. Further proof that I'm wired wrong.


/Also likes June Sarpong. And not in a Sisterly way. Unless it's a dirty incestuous sister, like that one what was in Brookside ages an ages an ages an ages ago what takes it up de botty an everyfing.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

oh the voice! Just shut up June PingPong!
grrrr.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

You can have the ginger
on condition that I can have Cheryl and Kimberly... one at each end...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

*draws up contract*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

June Sarpong is a s l o w t a l k i n g bint
with nothing to say and the sex appeal of roadkill.

mmm... roadkill...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Gorblimey mister
*looks down* How exciting.

You must be mental ;)
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Like a fox, little missy

like a fox.

We've just got a lot of thinking and doing to do...

Luckily we've got loads of family help nearby and there seems to be lots of sources of info/cheap equipment from the support groups.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

o
dear. god.

why o why did i drink ALL th e wine ever. everything hurts.

morning all :)
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

'ning lully girl
:)
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

MORNING DEAR!!!
*BANGS POTS AND PANS AROUND LOUDLY*

GREASY FRY UP!!!?!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

I would pay all th emoney
I have for a fry up right now, at my desk. I only have weetabix, and the appeal is limited.

Is it bad to eat wotsits at breakfast?
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Depends where they've been first.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Well they are
delighfully cheesy.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Have you been poking Badger in the eye with them?
I managed to only be 15mins late this morning.

And have already had a sausage & bacon butty. Mmmm... teh grease.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

Haha!
Wotsit in the EYE!

When I left this morning theflatmate was lying on the sofa pointing and laughing at me. the cunt. I wish I had the next week off work :(
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

This.
Only substitute Stella for wine.

Did Badger get up ok this morning?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

pfft
Did Badger get it up ok this morning?
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Not at 7 o clock.
When I stumbled into the living room at 8.30, he was still there.

He paid for a taxi to work, then I abandoned him. he's probably in a heap at waverley..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Hello, gorgeous
Didn't you used to have pink cheeks and blue eyes? It's the other way around now.

How was Badger et al?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

Drunk
till 4am. Now my head is punishing me. Royally.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)