fall on a grenade take his trousers off, and gently lower himself, gently, onto my hot throbbing cock.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

*gets read like a book*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)