Foreign Legion programme, channel 4
Brilliant viewing this, mostly as it is always fun to watch other people suffering voluntarily. Being buried up to your neck in sand seemed a tad harsh for nicking a sardine, especially when you have to dig your own hole...
(Glen Moranjie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

The burying thing freaked me out.. especially as I was playing in my sandpit at the time.
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(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:12, archived)

I read Bear Grylls's book about climbing Everest a few weeks ago
He seemed like a basically nice, stiff upper lip, gung ho sort of chap.

I didn't watch last night's episode, but I watched last week's and really wanted that short-arsed Merkin sergeant to fall on a grenade.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

fall on a grenade take his trousers off, and gently lower himself, gently, onto my hot throbbing cock.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

*gets read like a book*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)