I'm going to buy a house
So choose me one
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

mine
I'll do you a good deal
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

I have a lowly budget:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

175k
to you sir?
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:26, archived)

I suspect you may take your price and stick it in your bumhole:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

I thought it a reasonable offer
:(
( Dill, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

I will give
you £10.00
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:33, archived)

This
one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

Here you
go.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)

How about
this one

All you'd need is an Olive Oyl and you'd be sorted!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:31, archived)

Buy a big one in Bracknell,
and then we can call it Benykey, and have rampant bummysex all day long.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:32, archived)

Oh you wish:)
come live in Oxford!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

Oxford is full of foppish toffs.
In other news, however, fancy a beer in Reading at the weekend?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:40, archived)

This depends when....

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:44, archived)