Which is why I have used the phrase "If I was a school teacher"

( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

And if you were proper posh
you'd have said "If I were a school teacher."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Dear Sir,
Please accept my profuse apologies for the incorrect formation of my sentence. Indeed, you are correct in your assertion that I should have used the word "were" instead of "was".

However, it has reached such an hour in the eve that I no longer concern myself with such trivial matters. Had you caught me earlier in the day I may not have made such a grave grammatical error.

Sincerest apologies, once again.
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

You are clearly no posher than Victoria Beckham.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)