CORNWALL AM TEH BEST :)
Eat all the icecream.

All of it.

Or else.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)

I'm not actually a massive fan of ice cream. I do like it... just not OMGILOVEICECREAM
I've never had fresh crab before so I'm looking forward to that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)

*kicks you in the shins*
Can you smuggle some out of cornwall for me then? We'll hatch a plan so Prince Charles doesn't find out.

Delicious crab is delicious.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)

I'm sure I can find a way to subtly secrete ice cream upon my person.
Also... OW! What is it with the shin kicking?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)

Oooooh matron
Shin kicking in the most cowardly of all acts. A quick shin kick and then RUN!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)